Or maybe "The Housewife Assassin's Handbook."
I'll go with the latter.
From "Pride and Prejudice, the Musical"
Music and Lyrics by Rita Abrams; Libretto by Josie Brown
#3: IT IS A TRUTH (Complete Song)
(Sung by Bingley, Darcy and Caroline)
Darcy and Bingley banter about the pressures on single men–particularly wealthy single men–to marry. But while Darcy is disgusted by it, Bingley's attitude is more benign–perhaps because he is already in the throes of enchantment with one of the local beauties, Jane Bennet.
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