A view from a Bond.

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Dear Readers,

My dad loved 007 movies. So do I.

It was something we (no pun intended) bonded over. 

It wasn't the plots so much as the movies' tongue-in-cheek cool-dude vibe: the gorgeous women, silly double entendres, the fun spy gear supplied by MI6's tech genius, Q; those psychedelic opening credits—

Not to mention the wonderful songs that came with the opening credits.

And of course, there were all the great opening capers.

I borrowed that concept for the Housewife Assassin series. Its first chapter always begins with Donna in a compromising situation. I want readers to gnash their teeth in fear of what could happen to her, just like we do for James Bond.

Sean Connery passed away this week. He will be sorely missed. Besides bringing the consummate spy to life, he embodied a character grounded in emotional depth, grace, and humor. He is the reason James Bond is still loved by millions.

The real spy business is not so glamorous and much more deadly. Still, it's always fun to imagine what we'd do if we were faced with such danger; if the fate of the free world depended solely on our actions.

Frankly, it does. It's why we vote, isn't it?

Thanks for doing your bit.

—Josie

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What goes best with pie? People, of course!

Chocolate Walnut Pie

It is a tradition for Martin and me to host a decent-sized gathering for Thanksgiving. Sadly, this year we won't be seeing sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews, or dear friends who may have shared a few memories, some laughs, and a great meal.

(NOT cooked by me; I've been known to forget putting sugar in my chocolate walnut pies. D'oh!)

The decision wasn't easy. Still, better to play it safe now so that we can share the future making new memories.

Like many others, we will call, FaceTime, or Zoom call with those who will be missed this year. No, it won't be the same as actually sharing smiles face-to-face.

I've no doubt that, eventually, life will go back to normal. When it does. I can't wait to kiss and to hug all those who have filled my life with joy and sweetness.

Until then, I'll have plenty of time to practice my pies—with sugar. If you want my recipe, click here…

—Josie

JOSIE BROWN'S PIE RECIPE

Ingredients

  • 1/2 stick of butter or margarine
  • 1 BAR of at least 70% dark chocolate
  • 1/2 cup light brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup dark corn syrup
  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 Amaretto (Bailey's or Carolans works, too)
  • 1 tablespoon of flour
  • 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts
  • 1 unbaked 9-inch pie crust (my favorite is Pillsbury's roll-out crust, found in the refrigerated foods area)
  • Pinch of salt

Directions

  1. Heat oven to 350°F.
  2. Prick bottom and sides of pie crust with fork. Press heavy-duty aluminum foil onto bottom and around side of pie crust; fill with uncooked rice or beans. Bake 10 minutes; remove foil and rice. Bake additional 7 minutes or until pale golden brown. Cool on wire rack.
  3. Reduce oven temperature to 325°F. Stir together chocolate, walnuts and flour in medium bowl; set aside.
  4. Beat butter and sugar in large mixer bowl until well blended. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in corn syrup, vanilla and salt, beating just until blended. (Mixture may look curdled.) Stir in walnut mixture.
  5. Pour mixture into baked pie crust.
  6. Bake 55 to 60 minutes or until outer edges of pie are set and a wooden pick inserted in the center comes out with just melted chocolate. Center will still be jiggly. Cool completely on wire rack. Cover; store up to 2 days at room temperature or if storing longer, refrigerate. 8 servings.

Enter to win a book in my Halloween “Favorite Monster” contest

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I am SO into ghouls right now!

Some people are all about witches. Others are into ghosts. Still more are into skeletons.

But, hey: show me a ghoul that will make my skin crawl, and I am SO. THERE.

As long as I know it can't run after me.

I love this guy (above). Not that I'd leave my Martin for him, but, hey, he is adorable—as long as he's inanimate.

Scary things should never be real, but left to our imaginations.

OldManGhoulOnce, when our children were just three and five, we took them to a science museum that had an exhibit of animated dinosaurs. All were built to the scientifically-determined heights and colors. They made sounds that you'll remember from the movie, Jurrasic Park.

Delighted, our five-year-old son ran toward the dinosaurs. Our three-year-old daughter followed–

Until she saw a brontosaurus move. Immediately, she did an about-face, leaped into Martin's arms, and literally CLIMBED up his face, holding on for dear life.

What a difference a couple of years in age makes!

Calmly and quietly, Martin explained to her that they were just moving dolls. she peeked at them again. Seeing the joy expressed at the other children who were petting these animatronics, she allowed Martin to edge closer. From her perch, she reached down and petted one of the smaller creatures before smacking it on the nose, declaring, “Bad boy!”

White GhoulThe imagination is the scariest place of all.

Perception vs. reality. Fiction vs. fact. Surreal vs. real. Rightly or wrongly, we deal with assumptions every day, even in small ways—without really knowing the facts.

All the more reason to seek information—look, listen and ask questions—before jumping to conclusions.

In the latest Housewife Assassin book, Donna Craig also perceives ulterior motives that may or may not be real. She and her mission team must chase down the perpetrator assigned to carrying out seven assassination plots.

As always, I had a lot of fun putting our favorite femme fatale in some scary situations and writing her out of them.

—Josie

Until you can get a copy, be sure to enter my contest for a $100 gift card from the bookstore of your choice. 
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Thanks, Julie Valerie, for loving Extracurricular.

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It’s always great to get a review for a new release from an author you greatly respect. Thank you, Julie Valerie from the bottom of my 💖,

—Josie

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Extracurricular / Book 1

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BOOK 1 of an Episodic Series of 3 Books
Digital ISBN:978-1-970093-00-1
Trade Paperback ISBN: 978-1-970093-02-5

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It's your child's senior year. 
A private high school's reputation is at stake.
A math teacher refuses to grade his final exams on a curve. 
Students have only one more shot at the SAT before college applications are due. 
And a few desperate parents with much more money than brains are willing to do anything to get their children into Ivy League colleges.

And Audrey's dirty little secret will soon be the downfall of everyone and everything she holds dear: love, family, friends, and her private high school alma mater.

In EXTRACURRICULAR, a dark family secret leads to a college admissions cheating scandal at a private school, setting off a crisis of conscience for the parents, teachers, administrator and the students involved—and a catharsis for one couple about their marriage.

Housewife Assassin Donna Stone is back–and here’s what she did for her summer vacation.

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In Kobo, Nook, and Apple by August 20, 2013

Read an excerpt here..

A nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies 'tween takeover, poison-dart throwing pygmies……

Talk about a fantasy (nightmare?) island!

An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him, before it is unleashed on Fantasy island, home of three very different resorts:

Like Kamp KidStuff, where families frolic among dolphins, cartoon characters, 
and warring gangs of tweens who believe in the law of the jungle–including human sacrifices; 

And Eden Key, a nude singles sanctuary where tiki-hut treehouses provide the perfect setting for rum-fueled romances and casual hook-ups—not to mention the occasional swinger slashing…

Finally, there's the Hunt Club, which allows its members to track a very unique, soon-to-be extinct prey. 

And you call this a vacation?

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Hump Day Haiku: “Beach Umbrella”

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We won't get too wet.
We'll walk with an umbrella.
Or  I'll carry you.


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Hump Day Haiku: “Verbal Smackdown”

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His words hit, like stones.

I pummel him with my tears.

 Yes, it's true. Love hurts

– Josie

 

 


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The Housewife Assassin’s Guide to Gracious Killing Contest Winner is…

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THE WINNER OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING IS:

Holly C.

You can find a list of the rest of the contestants, here.

When I contacted Holly to tell her that she had won, I asked her to tell me something about herself. She is single, lives in Manhattan, and travels all over the world.

Those long, international trips were the validation she needed to become recent Kindle owner — and The Housewife Assassin's Handbook was one of the books she had downloaded first (I honored), which is how she found out about this contest, too.

Again, congratulations, Holly C!

I want to thank the following people, have also entered into my  THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest for a $100 giftcard to the bookstore of their choice. I'll let you know about my next contest too. If you enter it again, your participation in this contest will give you an automatic Bonus Point, fyi.

— Josie 

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Read an excerpt here…

You’ve only got until MIDNIGHT PDT to enter my contest for a $100 bookstore giftcard!

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So Do. It. NOW.

Just read the excerpt of my novel, The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing, here, then answer this question:

What is the name of the song Prince Harry is dancing to, and who sings it?

All correct answers, must be emailed to be at MailFromJosie@gmail.com to be automatically be entered.

I'll be posting the potential winners here…

And guess what? 

You can add bonus points! Each point equals an extra entry for you. Here's how:

– Click the "Like" button for The Housewife Assassin's Handbook, on  Amazon (1 point).

– After you've read it, give a review for The Housewife Assassin's Handbook, on Amazon (1 point). Also, you can review it on Goodreads.com (1 point). 

(If you haven't read it already, you're in luck! It's only 99 cents, during this contest period!)

Guide-to-Gracious-Killing-Final– And after you've read it, too, give a review to The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing on Amazon (1 point). Also, be sure to put up a review on  Goodreads.com (1 point). 

– If you haven't done so already, sign up for my eLetter (1 point). If your name is already in my eLetter list, you'll automatically get a bonus point, as soon as you correctly answer the question above.

– Friend me on Facebook (1 point) at http://www.Facebook.com/josiebrownauthor

– Friend me on Twitter (1 point) at http://twitter.com/JosieBrownCA

Remember: each of these bonus actions mean an additional point! 

Email me at MailFromJosie@gmail.com with any bonus points, and I'll be sure to include them.

By New Year's Eve, this could be YOU (because we both know you think you look like here, anyway…)

You. Will. Love. It,

— Josie

*Cover design: Andrew Brown, ClickTwiceDesign.com. Thanks, Andy, for another great cover!

 

My NaNoWriMo Tip #30: Follow my motto, “Last author standing.”

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It's NaNoWriMo Month! (National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.

Here's Tip #30, for Friday, the 30th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too. The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 


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My NaNoWriMo Tip #28: Your character said WHAT???

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It's NaNoWriMo Month! (National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.

Here's Tip #28, for Wednesday, the 28th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too. The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

My NaNoWriMo Tip #27: Bad query letter. (Just sayin’.)

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It's NaNoWriMo Month! (National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.

Here's Tip #27, for Tuesday, the 27th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too. The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 


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My NaNoWriMo Tip #26: How to get an agent.

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It's NaNoWriMo Month! (National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.

Here's Tip #26, for Monday, the 26th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too. The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 


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My NaNoWriMo Tip #25: Why, and when,authors need an agent.

 

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It's NaNoWriMo Month! (National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.

Here's Tip #25, for Sunday, the 25th…

 

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

 

 

My NaNoWriMo Tip #24: Why your phrasing is important!

 

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It's NaNoWriMo Month! (National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.

Here's Tip #24, for Saturday, the 24th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too. The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 


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My 17th NaNoWriMo Tip: Why your characters need emotional depth.

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It's NaNoWriMo Month!
(National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.


Here's Tip #17, for Saturday, the 17th

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 

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My NaNoWriMo Tip #14: On the craft vs. art of writing a novel


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It's NaNoWriMo Month
!

(National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you. 

Here's Tip #14, for Tuesday, the 14th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 

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My NaNoWriMo Tip #12 is on getting out of a writing rut…

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It's NaNoWriMo Month!

(National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you. 

Here's Tip #12, for Monday, the 12th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 

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NaNoWriMo Tip #8: Better late than never…

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It's NaNoWriMo Month!

(National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you.

Sorry I'm late with today's tip, but I had to finish up on my own daily word count (3,500…Ouch!)

Here's Tip #8, for Thursday, November 8th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

 

 

 

My NaNoWriMo Tip #6!

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It's NaNoWriMo Month!

(National Novel Writing Month, for the uninitiated…)

For those of you who have begun writing your first book, every day I'll repost my fave creative writing tips here, just for you. 

Here's Tip #6, for Tuesday, November 6th…

The previous day's post can be accessed on this page, too.

Here's to your success as an author,

— Josie Brown

Don’t forget to enter my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING contest, for a chance to win a $100 gift card to the bookstore of your choice!

 

 

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