Housewife Assassin

The Housewife Assassin Series (16 Novels)
Murder, suspense, sex—and some handy household tips.

 

 

HAH Book 1 AppleTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK (Book 1)
Signal Press 
eBook: 9780974021409 (FREE!)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052098
Hardcover: 9781942052241

Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctioned. But when terrorism hits close to home, espionage makes for strange bedfellows–and brings new meaning to the old adage, “Honey, I'm home…”

Audiobook: 5 Hours 59 Minutes
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HAH Book 2 KBLTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING (Book 2) 
Signal Press 
eBook: 9780974021447 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052111
Hardcover: 9781942052258
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A nuclear arms summit, hosted by a politically connected American billionaire industrialist, provides the perfect opportunity for a rogue operative to assassinate the newly-elected Russian president on US soil. Acme operative Donna Stone's mission” seek and exterminate the shooter, before all hell–and World Word III–break loose.

 

HAH Book 3 KBLTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS (Book 3)
Signal Press 
eBook: 9780974021478($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052128
Hardcover: 9781942052265
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‘Tis the season for mistletoe…and murder! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna doesn't find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles!

 

 

HAH Book 4 KBLTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE (Book 4)
Signal Press 
eBook: 9780974021454 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052135
Hardcover: 9781942052272
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London. Paris. Guantánamo Bay. Donna Stone is looking for love–and terrorists–in all the wrong places. Worse yet,  an old flame gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love. But she doesn't cry. She gets even.

 

HAH Book 5 KBL.jpegTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S VACATION TO DIE FOR (Book 5)
Signal Press
eBook: 9780974021461 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052142
Hardcover: 9781942052289
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An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy island. But first they'll have to deal with a nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies ‘tween takeover, poison dart-throwing pygmies. And you call this a vacation?

 

HAH Book 6 KBLTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RECIPES FOR DISASTER (Book 6)
Signal Press
eBook: 9780989558839 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052159
Hardcover: 9781942052296
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Donna must stop the assassinations of both US political parties' presidential candidates. But when she discovers she has a long-term vendetta with one of the targets, can she put aside her animosity long enough to save the candidate's life?

 

HAH Book 7 AllTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HOLLYWOOD SCREAM PLAY (Book 7)
Signal Press
eBook: 9780989558846 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052166
Hardcover: 9781942052302
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Lights, cameras and non-stop action! When Donna and Jack are placed on Interpol's Most Wanted list, they go on the lam by accepting an offer to act as espionage experts on a movie set.

 

HAH Book 8 KBLTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER APP (Book 8)
Signal Press
eBook: 9780989558860 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052180
Hardcover: 9781942052326
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In order to flush out an internationally renowned hacker who is wreaking havoc with top secret documents inside the United States' Intelligence Community's secured database, housewife assassin Donna Stone infiltrates three very successful high tech corporations, including an interactive game start-up with an avatar on the deadliest mission of all: kill Donna.

 

HAH Book 9 KBLTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HOSTAGE HOSTING TIPS (Book 9)
Signal Press 
eBook: 9780989558877 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052197
Hardcover: 9781942052333
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It's up to Donna Stone to save a hotel filled with international dignitaries from terrorists whose usual demands are million-dollar ransoms. But this time, the price is much higher, and much more personal, for the housewife assassin.

 

 

HAGGDPicTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GARDEN OF DEADLY DELIGHTS (Book 10)
Signal Press
eBook: 9781942052050 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052203
Hardcover: 9781942052340
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Housewife assassin Donna Stone's green thumb–and for that matter, her trigger finger–is put to the test when she must stop the release of genetically enhanced corn containing a deadly brain-eating virus.

 

HAH Book 11 Final (5)THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S TIPS FOR WEDDINGS, WEAPONS, AND WARFARE (Book 11)
Signal Press
eBook: 9781942052104 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052210
Hardcover: 9781942052234
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It's time for Donna Stone and Jack Craig to tie the knot–hopefully, not around each other's necks as they juggle the planning of their wedding with tracking a terrorist in the White House.

 

HAH Book 12 FinalTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HUSBAND HUNTING HINTS (Book 12)
Signal Press
eBook: 9781942052357 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052487
Hardcover: 9781942052500
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There is only one way for housewife assassin Donna Stone to save her husband and mission leader, Jack Craig, from torture and termination: become a traitor and act as a double agent for the terrorist organization known as the Quorum.

 

HAH Book 13 AppleTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GHOST PROTOCOL (Book 13)
Signal Press
eBook: 9781942052548 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052555
Hardcover: 9781942052562
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Read the Excerpt…

Housewife assassin Donna Stone's mission: go under deep cover in order to investigate the resurrection of known terrorists where were thought to be long dead and buried.

 

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THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S TERRORIST TV GUIDE (Book 14)
Signal Press
eBook: 9781942052609 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052777
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Housewife assassin Donna Stone must be more than just ready for her close-up if she’s to stop a terrorist cell intent on exposing the United States' vulnerability to an attack on American soil. The only intel provided to Donna, Jack, and their mission team at Acme Industries is that it will take place during a live broadcast of a reality TV show. And wouldn’t you know it: each of the other housewife contestants has dirty little secrets that make them and their husbands very probable Persons of Interest.

So, who is the terrorist who wants to hold these celebrity housewives hostage—and worse yet, kill them off in front of their adoring fans?

HA15 Deadly Dossier Apple-AmazonTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S DEADLY DOSSIER (Book 15: Series Prequel)
Signal Press
eBook: 9780989558860 ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052173
Hardcover: 9781942052319
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In this full-length prequel to the series, Acme Industries' black-ops agent, Jack Craig, is tasked with investigating the mysterious death of his organization's most prolific hit man, Carl Stone–only to fall in love the the dead man's wife, Donna: a woman he must never contact, but who may hold the key to her husband's disappearance. When Acme approaches Donna to join the organization as an assassin, Jack takes on an undercover mission that will change both their lives forever.

 

HA16 Greatest Hits Amazon-AppleTHE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GREATEST HITS (Book 16)
Signal Press
eBook: 9781942052791  ($3.99)
Trade Paperback: 9781942052784 ($16.99)

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READ THE EXCERPT HERE — AND ENTER THE LAUNCH CONTEST…

As housewife assassin Donna Stone Craig’s life hangs in the balance, a deadly bet with the Grim Reaper brings forth a cavalcade of ghosts from her past: those whom she loved and lost, and those whose lives she took. Their sometimes chilling but always insightful points-of-view on Donna's life leave her with a few regrets, and at the same time grant her the redemption she needs to keep living. But first she must beat the Reaper at his own game.

 

 

PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES

 

“The book ended with a hook that made me want to get the next one. I’m completely smitten.” —BarbaraVey.com

“A hilarious, laugh-out-loud read. Donna is a fantastic character – practical, witty, and kick-ass tough. There’s plenty of action – both in and out of the bedroom – and although there are a few grittier scenes, generally this is a light, humourous caper of a crime novel. I especially love the housekeeping tips at the start of each chapter – each with its own deadly twist! This book is perfect for relaxing in the bath with after a long day. I can’t wait to read the next in the series. Highly recommended.” —CrimeThrillerGirl.com

“Can I be Donna when I grow up? The story jumps off the page with side-splitting humor, toe-curling sexual tension, and a nail-biting mystery. It’s got everything a great story needs! It left me asking two important questions.” —Elicia Hyder, author, Soul Summoner Series

Could not put this one down. For me, it was a completely different take on spy vs counters that was written in a completely natural, understandable manner.”—Amazon’s J. Vernon R.

“The perfect mix of sex, thrills, mystery and laughs. I couldn’t put it down!”  —Amazon’s Florida K.