What goes best with pie? People, of course!

Chocolate Walnut Pie

It is a tradition for Martin and me to host a decent-sized gathering for Thanksgiving. Sadly, this year we won't be seeing sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews, or dear friends who may have shared a few memories, some laughs, and a great meal.

(NOT cooked by me; I've been known to forget putting sugar in my chocolate walnut pies. D'oh!)

The decision wasn't easy. Still, better to play it safe now so that we can share the future making new memories.

Like many others, we will call, FaceTime, or Zoom call with those who will be missed this year. No, it won't be the same as actually sharing smiles face-to-face.

I've no doubt that, eventually, life will go back to normal. When it does. I can't wait to kiss and to hug all those who have filled my life with joy and sweetness.

Until then, I'll have plenty of time to practice my pies—with sugar. If you want my recipe, click here…

—Josie

JOSIE BROWN'S PIE RECIPE

Ingredients

  • 1/2 stick of butter or margarine
  • 1 BAR of at least 70% dark chocolate
  • 1/2 cup light brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup dark corn syrup
  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 Amaretto (Bailey's or Carolans works, too)
  • 1 tablespoon of flour
  • 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts
  • 1 unbaked 9-inch pie crust (my favorite is Pillsbury's roll-out crust, found in the refrigerated foods area)
  • Pinch of salt

Directions

  1. Heat oven to 350°F.
  2. Prick bottom and sides of pie crust with fork. Press heavy-duty aluminum foil onto bottom and around side of pie crust; fill with uncooked rice or beans. Bake 10 minutes; remove foil and rice. Bake additional 7 minutes or until pale golden brown. Cool on wire rack.
  3. Reduce oven temperature to 325°F. Stir together chocolate, walnuts and flour in medium bowl; set aside.
  4. Beat butter and sugar in large mixer bowl until well blended. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in corn syrup, vanilla and salt, beating just until blended. (Mixture may look curdled.) Stir in walnut mixture.
  5. Pour mixture into baked pie crust.
  6. Bake 55 to 60 minutes or until outer edges of pie are set and a wooden pick inserted in the center comes out with just melted chocolate. Center will still be jiggly. Cool completely on wire rack. Cover; store up to 2 days at room temperature or if storing longer, refrigerate. 8 servings.

Enter to win a book in my Halloween “Favorite Monster” contest

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I am SO into ghouls right now!

Some people are all about witches. Others are into ghosts. Still more are into skeletons.

But, hey: show me a ghoul that will make my skin crawl, and I am SO. THERE.

As long as I know it can't run after me.

I love this guy (above). Not that I'd leave my Martin for him, but, hey, he is adorable—as long as he's inanimate.

Scary things should never be real, but left to our imaginations.

OldManGhoulOnce, when our children were just three and five, we took them to a science museum that had an exhibit of animated dinosaurs. All were built to the scientifically-determined heights and colors. They made sounds that you'll remember from the movie, Jurrasic Park.

Delighted, our five-year-old son ran toward the dinosaurs. Our three-year-old daughter followed–

Until she saw a brontosaurus move. Immediately, she did an about-face, leaped into Martin's arms, and literally CLIMBED up his face, holding on for dear life.

What a difference a couple of years in age makes!

Calmly and quietly, Martin explained to her that they were just moving dolls. she peeked at them again. Seeing the joy expressed at the other children who were petting these animatronics, she allowed Martin to edge closer. From her perch, she reached down and petted one of the smaller creatures before smacking it on the nose, declaring, “Bad boy!”

White GhoulThe imagination is the scariest place of all.

Perception vs. reality. Fiction vs. fact. Surreal vs. real. Rightly or wrongly, we deal with assumptions every day, even in small ways—without really knowing the facts.

All the more reason to seek information—look, listen and ask questions—before jumping to conclusions.

In the latest Housewife Assassin book, Donna Craig also perceives ulterior motives that may or may not be real. She and her mission team must chase down the perpetrator assigned to carrying out seven assassination plots.

As always, I had a lot of fun putting our favorite femme fatale in some scary situations and writing her out of them.

—Josie

Until you can get a copy, be sure to enter my contest for a $100 gift card from the bookstore of your choice. 
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AND JUST BECAUSE CONTESTS ARE SUCH FUN:

ENTER TO WIN A FREE COPY OF ANY JOSIE BROWN NOVEL.

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All you have to do to enter is to write back to me with your monster preference: Ghoul, Witch, Ghost, or Skeleton—and why? No matter your answer, just entering will place you in a contest for a free copy of any of my books of your choice.

Halloween during Covid-19

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Let's face it: Halloween is going to be different this year.

The one thing we look forward to—incredible costumes, scary masks, the parades of treat-seeking children—must take a back burner to something much scarier and truly deadly: the COVID pandemic.

I'll admit it: I LOVE IT.

And yes, I will miss it.

In my city, San Francisco—a town that loves dressing up and pretending, all the fun, both for adults (for example, the Castro district) and children (Pacific Heights) It helps that there are so many historical Gothic and Victorian homes! Halloween is officially limited to small gatherings and trick-or-treating is being discouraged. 

Still, folks have been out there decorating as if its 1991. Here, there are always people who have unlimited expense accounts for decorating. Here's an example that Martin and I discovered while walking our neighborhood, Pacific Heights. 

Yep, the picture above is really a two-story-tall skeleton. His shorter pals are glossy black and gold. Talk about fancy!

IMG_2979These heads are definitely more original. This is on a main artery of the city—Marina Boulevard. The home's owner made sure that the heads were large enough to be seen from a distance. I love how he's buried them in the ivy that climbs up his stairs, and even has some woven into the heads as hair. It truly stops you in your tracks!

I'll learn to live with it because I will always put safety over silliness. My life is not worth a few moments of monster madness.

This Halloween, I'm going to Halloween-at-Home by streaming a few movies. Here are my top five horror classics of all time ranked:

5: The Birds. It's Hitchcock at his peak—and that's saying a lot.

4: Deliverance. Talk about Hell on Earth! Burt Reynolds at his best!

3: Misery. One of my favorite screenwriters, William Goldman, took all the suspense in Stephen King's novel and ratcheted it up. Stellar performances by James Caan and Kathy Bates. I wince every time a see it (and every time someone tells me they are my Number One fan…)

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2: Get Out. I literally felt doomed. Time will prove it to be a classic in the making.

1: The Shining. Stanely Kubrick did justice to this Stephen King classic. Jack Nicholson and Shelly Duval, embody a true sense of doom. As I watched it in the theatre, I had to look around the screen to remind myself I wasn't there.

Also, I've found some fun recipes for making some scary snacks for us to nosh while watching these. I'll share them with you next week after I've tested them out on the family.

(Trust me, I'm doing you a favor. Martin swears that any time I go into the kitchen, things get scary. News Flash: I ain't Donna Stone Craig.)

— Josie

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Libraries matter. Here’s how one changed my life.

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Imagine my surprise when, one morning, I found myself tagged on one of the social media feeds by a library—The South Texas College Library—regarding a quote I'd once, made about libraries.

And, yes, I meant every word of it.

I grew up in libraries. I lived a block and a half from my elementary school, which kept its library open throughout the summer. That way, children could proudly complete the reading lists handed to them on the last day of school.

During one summer, I checked out every compendium it had of Broadway musicals by year, I read the scripts as if they were books. These massive volumes also had each musical's song lyrics, which I memorized. It didn't matter that I hadn't listened to their soundtracks. I could hear them in my mind.

Fast-forward fifteen years later, when I met the man who would later become my husband. He'd grown up in New York. Even as a pre-teen, he'd been taking the subway to Broadway, to catch shows: mostly musicals.

On many an occasion, he'd serenade me with show tunes. Imagine his surprise when this Georgia Peach, who (at least, back then), had never seen a Broadway show could sing along.

Libraries are my happy place. Now more than ever during this COVID crisis, I miss not being able to go into one. Thank goodness for curbside checkout, caring librarians, and digital book loans.

Libraries open our worlds beyond our physical reach. They open our minds to new ideas. They open our eyes to endless possibilities.

Libraries are where I learned to read.

Reading taught me to love fiction.

Loving fiction helped me learn to write.

Knowing that my books have given you a few hours of joy is my way of sharing my libraries with you.

—Josie

 

Got a favorite library? I invite you to post it with a comment. 

Here is one of my favorites: the Mill Valley Library (California), nestled in a grove of redwood trees, with a big homey fireplace, large windows, an outdoor deck, and a wonderful town history room.)

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Chalk it up to love…

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I love happy street art.

My break from writing is walking. In a city like San Francisco, invariably I look up because there is so much Victorian mansion eye candy to take in.

But sometimes, my gaze catches some wonderful sidewalk doodle.

It's September—a good five months from Valentine's Day—and yet, I found this beautiful heart on the street. The author in me knew there was a story here. I wanted to know: who is Shirley? Who loves her so much that they would declare it so proudly, so lovingly, on this street? (Perhaps, where she lives… Cue My Fair Lady…)

Is Shirley tickled that her beloved has professed these feelings for the whole world to see?

Is she, too, in love with her professed beloved?

I hope so. Such random acts of shared joy are what keeps a relationship alive.

We all need to know someone is thinking of us. That someone adores us.

Go ahead. Grab a piece of chalk and declare your love. It will be appreciated.

I HEART U TOO,

Josie

The Week California was on fire.

 

Last week was interesting, to say the least.

When my husband, Martin, woke up before daybreak.

Then he looked at the clock.

Then he woke me up.

Then I got depressed.

The numerous fires occurring right now in Northern California was very visible even seventy-plus miles south: here in San Francisco.

But then I remembered, “People all over my state are burned out of their homes and their towns. They may have lost a friend, a family member, or a pet. I'm not a firefighter who is battling weeks of roaring flames, non-stop. I am lucky.

We have to count their blessing when they come.

A week later, the sky is finally blue again. Still, there are big fires everywhere.

This hasn't been a great year. Still, some good has come from it.

When it's come to my writing, I've kept my head down. Because of it, you'll see Donna Stone Craig go through many trials and tribulations, which, admittedly, is a reflection on our collective year, if not for the same reasons.

And to get out of my head—that is, my character's machinations—I've started my online print bookstore. The details are below. And guess what? You can buy any two books and get another book as a gift from me.

I've been producing audiobooks of my novels. You'll learn more of that by Thanksgiving: just around the time I'll be releasing Assassination Vacation Planner, the 20th novel in the Housewife Assassin series. There's a link below where you can pre-order it.

Talking to other authors also opens up my world. So that it is a part of yours, too, I hope you'll take the time to listen my interview with Robert Dugoni about his latest novel, The Last Agent. I know you'll enjoy our conversation about this fast-paced spy caper. And Robert is always so open about his process as an author. He's a blast to talk to.

The best thing about Fridays: the week is over, and we get to take a few days off. I hope I've given you some great insights, and a few good reads.

—Josie

Photo: The iconic Transamerica tower in a smoke-tinged sky.

Listen to my interview with Robert Dugoni regarding his thriller, THE LAST AGENT

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I had a blast with Robert Dugoni, as we discussed his latest thriller, The Last Agent—the second book in his Charles Jenkins series.

The novel’s non-stop fast-paced plot revolves around the ultimate heist: the exfiltration of the undercover Russian Operative who once saved Jenkins’s life. Every step of the way—from Moscow to Scandinavia to the open ocean—Jenkins is hunted by a brutal Russian agent on a killer quest of his own.

You can order Robert Dugoni’s novel, The Last Agent, right now, through Amazon.

You can also read my article containing this interview in THE BIG THRILL

Births, Birthdays, and a Free Book

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Me, holding my first born: my son,  when he was a mere ten days old. He is now an adult. So not only is he one of my first loves, he is also one of my best friends.

In bad years as well as good ones, there will be births and birthdays.

In the past three weeks, I’ve celebrated one of the former and two of the latter.

And before April, my family will welcome a new little being. I cannot be happier. To celebrate:

This weekend only (Fri-Sat, Aug 28-30) the digital version of my stand-alone novel, The Baby Planner, is FREE in Amazon

It’s a story of maternal longing, a marriage at cross purposes, pre-natal angst, and family secrets.

The story came to me in a flash! I felt the pain of my heroine, Katie Johnson, so intensely! She wanted something so badly that this desire changed her life.

I hope Katie touches you as intensely as she did me as I was writing her.

In the book, as in our lives this very moment, no one can change the past. However, the future is within our grasp.

Between now and the wee one's birth, our family will also celebrate eight birthdays. I plan on toasting, lighting candles, eating cake, and making one wish on my loved ones' behalf: that every new year we celebrate from here on out is better than 2020.

I wish that for you too.

—Josie

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THIS WEEKEND ONLY: FRI – SUN, August 28-30, 2020

Little fires everywhere…

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Which, now have turned into large, dangerous, life-threatening infernos—for those who live near them, and those brave men and women tasked with fighting them..

They are all over the state of California, decimating our forests, many of which are old-growth redwoods, some a thousand years old.

My dear friend Emily posted this photo a day ago. It is a smoke plume from a fire burning near the Sonoma Coast.  The color of the setting sun, reflected on the water, is caused by the smoke.

The fires are not just in Northern California. They are roiling through hills, forests and homes in Napa, Sonoma, Solano, Santa Cruz, Alameda, Marin, and Mendocino counties.

The fires were started by lightning, which we rarely see here. And because we get virtually no rain in the summer months our dry forests are always at risk.

Lives, livelihoods, wildlife, have also have been lost or endangered.

It’s been a hell of a year. Northern California did not need this icing on its 2020 crudcake.  🥺😢🥺

You can read about it here…

—Josie

I miss the Oscars! Hopefully, we won’t be missing it next year.

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A few years back (think LaLa Land) a journalist friend asked me to help him out at the Oscars.

Um….YES! Sign me up!

I'd already written my novel, Hollywood Hunk. There is an Oscars event scene in it, and after being there, I was pleased to see that how I imagined this iconic event was very close to the real deal.

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As someone who'd done celebrity interviews for various newspapers and magazines, I'd already had a few opportunities to interview directors and actors. But this was my first Academy Awards event—and it was INTENSE, to say the least. I got up close and personal with several actors and directors who I admire, and saw their grace, wit, and modesty first hand. It was a thrill and a pleasure to take a few photos up close, and to see them at their best, even if they were anxious how the night would turn out.

In my novel, the heroine—Hannah Fairchild, a daughter of a famous male actor—saw firsthand how her father's vanity and insecurity ruined her relationship with him. But since he's just died and her proverbial wicked stepmother has contested the will, Hannah is down on her luck and needs money. Despite her best judgment, she takes a job as an up-and-coming actor's personal assistant.

Having been the one constant in her father's life, she thinks she can handle Louis Trollope's indefatigable ego, bouts of insecurity, and his incessant womanizing.

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In other words, it's her father all over again.

Along the way, she learns what she really wants from life.

I don't know if the Oscars will take place next year. I hope it does because we need things to go back to normal—

Not that walking in a gown and stilettos on a red carpet to accept an award in front of your peers and tens of thousands of television viewers is at all “normal.”

It's the stuff of dreams.

So are books.

And now, more than ever, because we need a break from reality, I hope you enjoy this book—now free.

—Josie

Yes, I took these pictures of

Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban (above), Scarlett Johansson (right), and Samuel Jackson (left). Talk about up close and personal!

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Smile. Not just for our sakes, but for yours too.

Smile SidewalkSMILE.

It doesn't matter that you're wearing a mask and no one can see it.

And, yes, go ahead and say, “Hello.” Or, “How are you?” Maybe: “Have a nice day.”

Despite our anxieties, we can still communicate kind words and actions: say, a nod. Better yet, a wave.

I've noticed that, since COVID, I've avoided looking others in the eye. I no longer pet strangers' dogs, let alone ask the age of their pet, or complement their pet's pretty coat.

The only positive thing that's come out of it is that, while looking elsewhere, I see some things I may have missed: like the artist Fnnch's honey bears, which have popped up all over San Francisco. They masked in solidarity with the rest of us.

And when looking down, more street art catches my eye, like the lyrics to that great song from the musical, “Annie,” reminding us to smile.

Frankly, I'm glad to be chided out of my anxiety. I don't like the scaredy-cat I've become.

I don't like projecting my fears onto strangers.

It stops NOW.

If you've felt the same way, join me in regaining some of the humanity we're hiding under our masks.

To honor those who are genuinely superhuman—our first responders, the folks in the front lines of serving the sick, elderly, and the neediest among us; and those who keep essential businesses running so the rest of us can try to get through this as best we can— the very least we can do is to be human. Again.

—Josie

 

There’s going to be an evolution…

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Drove over the Golden Gate Bride this on Friday to get out of  San Francisco's fog and to take a hike. Found this hollowed out redwood tree in Baltimore Canyon, which creeps around the Marin County towns of Larkspur and Corte Madera, right between Mount Tamalpais and King Mountain.

Thousands of years have passed since this was a seedling, which then grew into a giant that towered over this canyon before dying and withering away. All that, just so I could pass it at this very moment: as a shaft of sunlight graces it like a warm smile 🌁

The truth: the world 🌎 does not revolve around me. Instead, we revolve—and, in a good moment, evolve with it.

—Josie

Coronavirus Articles of Interest

My mantra: Knowledge is power.

That being said, here are some websites and some articles (links and pdfs) that may be of interest as we make our way through the Coronavirus pandemic.

Keep safe and sane,

Josie



This Is an Interactive Map of US Coronavirus Case, from the New York Time as of Friday, May 29, 2020.

This is an interactive map that breaks down cases by state, via county. What you should look for here: the colors that chart cases over a day's period. The lighter the color, the better your state or county may be in moving toward—or, hopefully, away—from the pandemic.


Coronavirus “Stay at home” Orders, and What it Means in Your State

PDF: Coronavirus stay-at-home orders_ What it means in your state – The Washington Post

LINK: You're under a stay-at-home order? Here's what that means in your state.

What to look for here:

1: Dividing the number of deaths to cases in your area.

2: Also, number of cases divided by your area's population puts the virus' toll it into perspective.

3: You should also take note as to whether the numbers of cases are going up near you. If so, it's a red sign.


CDC Advice on Prevention

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LINK: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/prevention.html


Why You Should NOT Try to Infect Yourself
This is a great article as to how doctors view stupid people tricks during the coronavirus pandemic.

PDF: Opinion: Please, Don't Intentionally Infect Yourself With Coronavirus – The New York Times

LINK: https://josiebrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Opinion-_-Please-Dont-Intentionally-Infect-Yourself-With-Coronavirus-The-New-York-Times.pdf


New York City during the Coronavirus Pandemic – An Essay
New Yorker's editor, David Remnick, writes eloquently as to how it's affected his town.

PDF: New York City in the Coronavirus Pandemic _ The New Yorker


Coronavirus Seems to Kill More Men than Women.
Does gender play a part in the virus' outcome? Maybe. This explains why.

PDF: All across the United States, the coronavirus is killing more men than women, data show – The Washington Post

LINK: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/04/04/coronavirus-men/


The Sad Reality of Why Communal Gatherings Must Cease for the Time Being

PDF:  Choir practice turns fatal. Coronavirus is to blame – Los Angeles Times

LINK: https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-29/coronavirus-choir-outbreak


Insightful reportage by BusinessInsider.com

PDF: How Albany Georgia became a coronavirus hotspot from 2 funerals – Business Insider


Are you in a state that has yet to issue a “shelter in place” mandate?

PDF: See Which States and Cities Have Told Residents to Stay at Home – The New York Times

LINK: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-stay-at-home-order.html


Here's how the UK Plans to Go from 16,000 Tests a day to 100,000 by the End of the Month.

PDF: Here’s How The UK Plans To Go From 16,000 Tests A Day To 100,000 By The End Of The Month

LINK: https://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyashton/coronavirus-testing-uk-matt-hancock


How long until it ends?

The first state hit, Washington, is thinking that through now.

LINK: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/11/washington-state-coronavirus-crisis


A Coronavirus patient describes what it's like to live through it.

PDF: All systems shutting down’_ Bay Area coronavirus patient details horrors of infection – SFChronicle.com

LINK: https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/All-systems-shutting-down-Bay-Area-15209714.php


YES—It can happen to you too. No state is immune, no matter how large or small the city.

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LINK: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/20/us/coronavirus-live-news.html


Why we must all play our parts by sheltering in place, walking six feet apart, and masking while in public.

In other words, stay safe.

PDF: How Will the Coronavirus End_ – The Atlantic

LINK: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-will-coronavirus-end/608719/


Health workers have a few tricks for solving this vexing problem, but it will take trial and error to find the one that works for you.

PDF: Help! My Mask Fogs My Glasses – The New York Times

LINK: https://www.nytimes.com/article/glasses-fog-wearing-mask-coronavirus.html?smid=em-share

 

New Webinars from the Authors Guild

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You don't have to be a member, but this is just some other great things that the Authors Guild does for its members:, fiction and nonfiction:


Coronavirus Financial Relief

Coronavirus Relief Programs for Authors and Freelancers

Tuesday, April 14, 1:00 p.m. ET

Join us for a discussion of how authors and freelancers can benefit from the government relief programs for economic assistance during the coronavirus crisis. We will cover qualification criteria for unemployment compensation, including those for independent contractors, loan terms, and share information to help you navigate the process.[rephrase as “We will cover qualification criteria for unemployment compensation (including those for independent contractors), loan terms, and information to help you navigate the process.

Participants: Mary Rasenberger (Executive Director, the Authors Guild), Umair Kazi (Director of Policy & Advocacy, the Authors Guild), and Rafael Espinal (Executive Director, Freelancers Union)


Book Videos

Create Your Own Book Video –  Q&A
Monday, April 20, 5:00 p.m. ET

Amy Stewart is offering a free online class about creating your own book videos. Watch the class now on YouTube and then join Amy for a webinar Q&A to talk about how book videos can be useful to authors and to answer your questions about the class. As Amy says, “the technology is so easy that anyone with an iPad or other tablet or smartphone can shoot a high-quality video, add photos or video footage, make simple edits, and publish to online platforms.”


Book Club Strategies

Book Club Strategies for Authors
Tuesday, April 28, 4:00 p.m. ET

Join author Amy Stewart for a conversation about working with both online and in-person book clubs. Amy is the author of six nonfiction books and six novels, and she has held more than 250 book club chats over Skype. In this webinar, we’ll talk about outreach strategies, working with publishers on investing in book club promotion, and ways for authors to manage book club requests.

Samantha M. Bailey – WOMAN ON THE EDGE

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In Samantha M. Bailey’s debut thriller WOMAN ON THE EDGE, a mother hands her infant daughter to a stranger before falling to her death in front of a subway train. That is, the woman given the child claims they've never met.

But there is enough evidence to prove otherwise. If she's lying, it's because she has a lot to gain: the child she's always wanted, AND access to the fortune the child will one day inherit.

In other words, WOMAN ON THE EDGE has all the right elements for a taut, breakneck domestic thriller.

Sam and I discuss how the concept for her novel came to her, and why the books plot hits home with so women.  And having personally known Sam since WOMAN ON THE EDGE began it’s journey to publication, if your an aspiring author seeking insights and  inspiration, our discussion on that process is one you won’t wanna miss.

 

WIN A DIGITAL COPY OF “WOMAN ON THE EDGE” 

 

Rules:

1: No Purchase Necessary.

2: Listen to the podcast, then answer this question:

What is a topic in the book that resonates with readers who have been new mothers?

3: Send your answer to MailFromJosie@gmail.com

Put “Woman on the Edge Contest” in the subject line.

4: All CORRECT answers will be entered. 

5: Answers must be received no later than midnight PT, April 26, 2020.

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CONGRATULATIONS  to  the WINNER of last month's Author Provocateur contest for Robert Dugoni's “A COLD CASE”:  Diana Herschberger

Flash Contest! Enter to win a copy of Andrée Belle’s “Queendom” album

unnamedIf you love jazz, you're in for a treat!

I'm gifting two copies of Los Angeles-based jazz singer Andrée Belle's latest album, QUEENDOM, between now and Wednesday, March 27, 2020.

All you have to do is email me at MailFromJosie(a)gmail.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

ABOUT THE ALBUM:

The Return to Queendom is a cosmic, soul, jazz record about transmuting our pain into lessons, expansion, healing, empowerment, and love. This record is an expression of hearthbreakthrouh, a proclamation of reclaiming one's power to create your own inner Queendom/Kingdom. We recorded the album in Earth Wind and Fire's old studio headquarters and the magic is palpable. Grateful that some of LA's finest musicians blessed the record with their gifts. My hope is that it penetrates your heart and inspires you to live your most passionate, creative, and authentic life – where love reigns supreme.

 

To get you even more excited, here's one of the songs on the album, performed live.

If you feel you can't wait for a contest to order it, you'll find it specially priced at $10, from Bandcamp.com RIGHT NOW.

 

 

 

Enter, and good luck!

By the way, you can read about my other contests, as well as freebies and bargain books, here…

Enjoy!

—Josie

Author Provocateur Podcast: Josie talks to Robert Dugoni about A COLD TRAIL

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In New York Times bestselling author Robert Dugoni’s latest thriller, A COLD TRAIL, Seattle homicide detective Tracy Crosswhite returns home to Cedar Grove, where a brutal murder and her haunted past come to a crossroads.

There her husband, lawyer Dan O’Leary, is drawn into representing a local merchant whose business is jeopardized by the town’s revitalization. At the same time Tracy is urged by the local Police Department to put her own skills to work on a new case: the brutal murder of the new police chief’s wife who was also local reporter  investigating a cold-case slaying of a young woman.

As Tracy’s and Dan’s cases crisscross, Tracy may have put everyone she loves at risk.

An expanded print version of Josie's interview can be found in the February 2020 issue of The Big Thrill. 

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2: Listen to the podcast, then answer this question: 

What is the name of the organization that Robert Dugoni supports in honor of the loss of his dear friend?

3: Send your answer to MailFromJosie@gmail.com

Put “A Cold Trail Contest” in the subject line.

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My NaNoWriMo Tips for you…

typewriter_girl copyIf you are participating in National Novel Writing Month (a.k.a., NaNoWriMo) I welcome you can go to my blog and read my daily tips, to be posted throughout November.

Writing novels is a solitary endeavor. It is as much frustrating as it is rewarding—

Which are why tips from other established writers are always welcomed. I hope my nuggets of advice give you some insights as well.

No matter your goal—a new hobby, a creative brain-teaser, a new profession—please know that there will always be a community of like-minded individuals who welcome you with open arms.

NaNoWriMo is proof of that.

Go for it, and enjoy the journey,

Josie

TODAY'S TIP:

Tip #30: The Best Advice I Can Give You Is This: LAST. AUTHOR. STANDING.

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Tip #29: If You Don't Sell Your Novel to a Publisher, Self-Publish It. Here's Why

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Tip #28: Here's What You Do to Keep Your Story from Being a Turkey

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TIP #27: DO NOT Do This in Your Query Letter (Pretty Please)

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TIP #26: …And Yes, You Can Get an Agent. Here's How.

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TIP #25: Do You Really Need a Literary Agent? Maybe. Here's Why

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Tip #24: It's Not What You Mean but How You Phrase It

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Tip #23: Don't Send Out a Half-Baked Novel Manuscript

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Tip #22: If Your Dialogue Doesn't Match the Character, Fix it Now!

 

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Tip #21: Every Word Counts. Here's Why

 

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Tip #20: Write the Way George Clooney Acts: with Confidence

 

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Tip #19: Scene Needs a Rewrite? Change the Point of View

 

Tip #18: Writing a Book is a Marathon—so PACE YOURSELF!

Tip #17: The Emotional Depth of Your Characters is Important


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Tip #16: How to Get Out of “Paragraph Paralysis”

 
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Tip #15: Three Ways in Which You May Be Sabotaging Your Writing Goals

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Tip #13: Make Sure Your Readers Love Your Hero (or Heroine)

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Tip #12: Choose the Right Time to Write

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Tip #11: Reach Out to Other Authors. Here's How.

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Tip #10: When It Comes to Putting Words on a Page, Better Late than Never

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Tip #9: What to Do When Your Story Is Boring

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Tip #8: Every Story Needs a Beginning, a Middle, and an End

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Tip #7: Write it first. Fix it LATER.

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Tip #6: When Your Backstory Should Be Your Story


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Tip #5: Show, Don't Tell

 

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Tip #4: Meet Your Word Count FIRST. Edit it LATERspaghetti-1


Tip #3: Don't Give Up!

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Tip #2: Outline the Plot of Your Story
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Tip #1: Treat Writing as If It's Your Career

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The Housewife Assassin's Ghost Protocol (Book 13)

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Just because Halloween is over doesn't mean I can't hand out tricks and treats. If you're one of TWO lucky contestants, you'll be reading about both in the signed hardcover copies of Book 13 of the Housewife Assassin series, GHOST PROTOCOL.

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Fantastic Beasts, and were to find them on TV.

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As the days get cooler, the nights grow longer, our imaginations run even wilder, especially with All Hallows' Eve right around the corner.

No better time to discover some new fantasy TV series.

Amazon Prime has created a beautiful alternate universe—Burgue, akin to 1880 London— in which humans reluctantly co-exist with fairies (“faes”) and other fantastic beasts: gremlin-like kobolds, werewolves, and my personal favorite, “pucks,” who are saytres (half man, half ram).

These fantastic beasts, called “crits” by the humans, are war refugees in Burgue, which was its ally against the barbarous Pacts. Even so, except for those who have secured jobs as servants, they are confined to a ghetto called “Carnival Row.”

When a renowned Fae is murdered, a soldier-turned-police inspector,  Rycroft Philostrate (“Philo”; one of Orlando Bloom's best roles to date) is put on the case. It brings him in contact with his long-lost love: a fae called Vignette Stonemoss (Cara Delevingne). Both thought the other dead in the last great battle between the faes and the Pacts. Both feel betrayed by the other. Their attraction and animosity for each other ramps up along with the killings of crits by some unknown mystical force.

Great stuff indeed.

Click below to see a trailer.

Or click the photo above to read a Vanity Fair article about the series' shoots-and-ladders journey from concept to greenlight for series.

Another interesting television series on Netflix, The Frankenstein Chronicles, does a realistic twist on Mary Shelley's famous novel.  This is not a love story, but historical crime suspense about redemption for the early 19th Century London police investigator charged with finding a serial child murderer.

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Or is it?

Starring a Game of Thrones head honcho, Sean Bean, the series takes place in the 1820s (as bleakly post-Jane Austen as you can get), a time when corpses were considered public property and legally dug up by “immortalists” (I LOVE that period-appropriate word for “grave robbers!”) for the scientists and doctors who are pushing Britain's political leaders to approve “the Anatomy Act” so that cadavers can be legally used for medical study.

The world-building is sublimely authentic. Even indoors, the poor actors seem to be freezing, if their chilled breath is any indication.

This show has already gone into a third season and promises more head-spinning plots based on things that go bump in the night.

Click the photo above for a great recap article; or the video box below for a trailer peek.

Scared and Bemused,

Josie

Judy, Judy, Judy…and Renee.

 

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I'm a fan of Old Hollywood. And the fact that Judy Garland's rendition of Over the Rainbow makes me cry every time I hear it was reason enough for me to see Judy, the feature film bio-pic starring Renee Zellweger.

I'm also a VERY big fan of Renee's. As Roxie Hart in the musical movie, Chicago, I thought she knocked it out of the park: she was THE triple threat: singing, dancing, acting.

And it's because of Bridget Jones's Diary that I write humorous women's fiction. (By that I mean the novel, by Helen Fielding, albeit the movie version reinforced my love of romcoms.)

I was NOT disappointed. If you go to see it, I don't think you will be, either.

Can she sing like Judy?

I'll answer that with a question: Can anyone?

What you'll appreciate about Zellweger's performance is that she captures all the gestures, the vocal inflections (Judy's resonance and vocal depth was incomparable), the timing, and the pathos of one of the greatest performers to grace the silver screen, or for that matter a live stage.

I'll be shocked if she doesn't wind the Best Actress Oscar for it.

Below is a trailer of the movie.

Garland once famously said, “If I'm a legend, then why I so lonely?” This is aptly illustrated in the movie. One of the most touching scenes in the movie is how Judy asks two fans to grab a bite to eat with her for just this very reason: with celebrity comes awe, which creates a crevice between the famous and those leading normal lives.

I saw this first hand,  when interviewing celebrities for feature articles.

Debbie Reynolds came to San Francisco, to make the movie, Mother, written, directed, and co-starring Albert Brooks. At that point, and that time in her life, movie roles had essentially dried up for her. She realized it was a great break, perhaps even a comeback role. In fact, it garnered her a Golden Globe nomination.

At the beginning of our interview, she was nervous enough that her hand was shaking as she sipped her coffee.

When she heard that, as a little boy, my son insisted on watching Singing in the Rain over and over again, she kindly replied, “Did you bring a cassette tape? I'd sign it for you.”

Silly me, I didn't even think of doing so.

By the end of the interview, she hinted that she'd like company for a meal. Again, I was so stupidly awestruck that I didn't say, “Sure, let's grab a bite.”

I've always regretted it.

If you get that opportunity, take it.

Here's to those bright lights that entertain us.

—Josie