Enter to win a book in my Halloween “Favorite Monster” contest

Ghoul2Dear Reader,

I am SO into ghouls right now!

Some people are all about witches. Others are into ghosts. Still more are into skeletons.

But, hey: show me a ghoul that will make my skin crawl, and I am SO. THERE.

As long as I know it can't run after me.

I love this guy (above). Not that I'd leave my Martin for him, but, hey, he is adorable—as long as he's inanimate.

Scary things should never be real, but left to our imaginations.

OldManGhoulOnce, when our children were just three and five, we took them to a science museum that had an exhibit of animated dinosaurs. All were built to the scientifically-determined heights and colors. They made sounds that you'll remember from the movie, Jurrasic Park.

Delighted, our five-year-old son ran toward the dinosaurs. Our three-year-old daughter followed–

Until she saw a brontosaurus move. Immediately, she did an about-face, leaped into Martin's arms, and literally CLIMBED up his face, holding on for dear life.

What a difference a couple of years in age makes!

Calmly and quietly, Martin explained to her that they were just moving dolls. she peeked at them again. Seeing the joy expressed at the other children who were petting these animatronics, she allowed Martin to edge closer. From her perch, she reached down and petted one of the smaller creatures before smacking it on the nose, declaring, “Bad boy!”

White GhoulThe imagination is the scariest place of all.

Perception vs. reality. Fiction vs. fact. Surreal vs. real. Rightly or wrongly, we deal with assumptions every day, even in small ways—without really knowing the facts.

All the more reason to seek information—look, listen and ask questions—before jumping to conclusions.

In the latest Housewife Assassin book, Donna Craig also perceives ulterior motives that may or may not be real. She and her mission team must chase down the perpetrator assigned to carrying out seven assassination plots.

As always, I had a lot of fun putting our favorite femme fatale in some scary situations and writing her out of them.

—Josie

Until you can get a copy, be sure to enter my contest for a $100 gift card from the bookstore of your choice. 
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AND JUST BECAUSE CONTESTS ARE SUCH FUN:

ENTER TO WIN A FREE COPY OF ANY JOSIE BROWN NOVEL.

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All you have to do to enter is to write back to me with your monster preference: Ghoul, Witch, Ghost, or Skeleton—and why? No matter your answer, just entering will place you in a contest for a free copy of any of my books of your choice.

As an author, I’m super impressed with Kobo’s platform and bookstore…

HAH-Hanging-Man-Oct-5-2012I just uploaded the books from my HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN series, and it was easy-peasy, from start to finish.

To buy either The Housewife Assassin's Handbook, or  The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing on Kobo, click onto their titles, or the book's photo.

Also, it has culled reader reviews from various sources, so even if you haven't read it via one bookstore, you can see a more comprehensive list of what readers are saying about it.

For example, a couple of the readers for The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing say this, on Amazon.

Hope you like them…and BUY them!

— Josie

 

 

5.0 out of 5 stars 
So fun with twists you actually don't see coming! October 20, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase

So many books in this genre fall into the same formula and once you've read more than two of them, the books become predictable. Not so in this book {or any of Josie Brown's books for that matter}. I was actually very surprised by the twists in the book and found my jaw hanging open in shock on more than one occasion. The characters are so well written that I found myself getting emotional as the story went along- I felt angry, sad and happy for the characters and almost became protective as well. Definitely a great read!

Guide-to-Gracious-Killing-Final5.0 out of 5 stars Another fantastic read! Love it! October 11, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition

Nothing is ever easy for Donna Stone. Whether its saving Prince Harry from an assassin or serving her husband Carl with divorce papers, things have a way of going drastically against plan.

I loved, loved, loved this book! Just the right balance of love, hate, seedy bad guys, hot good guys. And oh so much fun! It is just so easy to get sucked into the story and just keep going!

I felt the storyline was a bit darker this time around, but it was done well. The book still had enough humour and lighthearted moments that lessended that impact though, and so it wasn't too 'in your face'.

Lots of twists and turns and plenty of OMG moments, and just an all round fun ride.

The only question remaining: how long til there's more?