Hump Day Haiku: “A Day Late”

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Day late, dollar short/

Join me in slowing things down/

Now, look around. BREATHE.

— Josie

 

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Hump Day Haiku: “Beach Umbrella”

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We won't get too wet.
We'll walk with an umbrella.
Or  I'll carry you.


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Hump Day Haiku: “Underwater”

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"It won't last," they said.

"We'll prove them wrong," he promised.

Hold your breath. Dive in.

–Josie

 

 


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Hump Day Haiku: “Verbal Smackdown”

Crying

 

His words hit, like stones.

I pummel him with my tears.

 Yes, it's true. Love hurts

– Josie

 

 


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Hump Day Haiku: “Cross Purposes”

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We say the same thing

But we don't hear each other

Let's not speak. Just…touch.

 

— Josie

 

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