Tag: Hump Day
Hump Day Haiku: “A Day Late”
Day late, dollar short/
Join me in slowing things down/
Now, look around. BREATHE.
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Hump Day Haiku: “Beach Umbrella”
We won't get too wet.
We'll walk with an umbrella.
Or I'll carry you.
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Hump Day Haiku: “Underwater”
"It won't last," they said.
"We'll prove them wrong," he promised.
Hold your breath. Dive in.
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– EVERY DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE WANTS AN ALIAS: Donna Stone has one…and it happens to be government-sanctioned.
– BUT DONNA EARNED IT THE HARD WAY: Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child.
– TO AVENGE HER HUSBAND'S MURDER: Donna leads a secret life: as an assassin.
– BUT ESPIONAGE MAKES FOR STRANGE BEDFELLOWS: And brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I'm home…"
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Hump Day Haiku: “Verbal Smackdown”
His words hit, like stones.
I pummel him with my tears.
Yes, it's true. Love hurts
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Hump Day Haiku: “Cross Purposes”
We say the same thing
But we don't hear each other
Let's not speak. Just…touch.
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Hump Day Haiku: Shooting Star
Flashing by, then gone/
Life as we'd like to know it /
Look up! Is that one?
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Hump Day Haiku: Having a Ball
Put yourself out there/
Take a walk on the wild side/
No regrets, just…fun.
