Resolution #1:
Stay healthy.
(Note to Self: eat more root vegetables, and less sugar!)
Resolution #2:
Stay happy.
(Note to Self: much more sex, much less [caloric] sugar!)
Resolution #3:
Acquire a new language.
(Pig Latin does NOT count.)
Resolution #4:
Experience new things, with total abandon!
(Unless they include black-outs, tattoos, or joining a cult.)
Resolution #5:
Two thousand words a day!
(More writing. Note to Self: skipping martini may do the trick…)